ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
