Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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