After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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