i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
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