saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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