She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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