Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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