i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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