I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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