Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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