i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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