dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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