Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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