I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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