Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
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