Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
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