He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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