Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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