using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
my poor anus
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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