His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
So here I am, sexting at work.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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