It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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