i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
