took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize
