Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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