Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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