Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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