Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Randomize
