Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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