Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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