Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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