why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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