Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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