She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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