i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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