You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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