You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i just google imaged poop.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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