i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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