She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
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