hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
and you fell through a lawn chair
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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