he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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