Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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