We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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