how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
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