Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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