This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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