I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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