I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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