gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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