So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
There r osticjed everywhere
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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