You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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