Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
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