were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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